24
Dec
I know that I have already posted the Grinch, but this just sums up all my feelings about the Holidays.
Merry Christmas!
(Source: maybelletea)
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
24
Dec
I know that I have already posted the Grinch, but this just sums up all my feelings about the Holidays.
Merry Christmas!
(Source: maybelletea)
23
Dec
Will this give us a little more intimacy
dear fat girl and her sidekick studying in the theater…
shut up. i dont care about your little kitten or how cute you think boys are its not like you really have a chance anyways..i have a final in twelve hours…instead of running your mouth, go run your legs…they need it
22
Dec
Oh so ready to become intoxicated. #itsbeenawhile #sothirsty
Let your faith be bigger than your fear.
21
Dec
WHAT A CROCK OF CRAP….. We can’t say Merry Christmas now we have to say Happy Holidays. We can’t call it a Christmas tree, it’s now called a Holiday tree? Because it might offend someone. If you don’t ike our “Customs” and it offends you so much then GO HOME. I will help you pack. They are called customs and we have our traditions If you… agree with this…please post this as your status!! I AM A PROUD AMERICAN CITIZEN… MERRY CHRISTMAS Do you have what it takes to re post this
To be one of those stupid bitches that are like “OMG. I AM SO HYPED UP ON ADDY RITE NOW. FINALS, LETS GET A D!”
But the last time I went to bed was Saturday.
And I am on so many amphetamines (prescribed, I actually do have ADD. Been on meds since I was in fifth grade) and a million ounces of highly caffeinated beverages.
I may have like six seizures while I drive home tommrow.
But hey. If you aint on addy, you ait a college student.
Bitch.
19
Dec
This was one part of my Saturday night.
I wish there was an explanation I could give, I really, really do.
Give me your best gay accent ever.
I could make a bunch of snarky comments about this, but it would hurt my soul way to much to do so.
I honestly can’t believe how ignorant people can be.
18
Dec
Wait. Are you a lesbian?
This was in response when one of the guys asked why he hasn’t heard of me hooking up with any of the hockey players.
Sorry I keep my business my business.
At least he seemed really excited to meet a lesbian.
I am sure it is because he is really accepting towrads the LGBT community.
Or he wants me to have a threesome with his girlfriend.
Look. He is lucky I am wearing a thong right now.
17
Dec
Girl with fuzzy hat and biggy ass sunglasses- there is no sun. And dont look away when i smile at you #diva #bitch
Dear Stupid Head,
It’s called a hangover, stupid head. You think I am wearing this hat because I think it is stylish? No. It is because after I looked in the mirror and saw that my eye-makeup is now my blush and my blush is somewhere around my neck (at least I hope that is my blush), and decided that the only thing that can control my hair is a hat. And I didn’t smile back because my “biggy sunglasses” prevented me from seeing you.
So shut up. And learn my fucking hashtag.
love,
#DivaBitch