What U Wanna Hear (One Direction Parody) [Click for sketch]
It’s all the Little Things you let slip out of your mouth on purpose.
I know that I have already posted the Grinch, but this just sums up all my feelings about the Holidays.
Merry Christmas!
shut up. i dont care about your little kitten or how cute you think boys are its not like you really have a chance anyways..i have a final in twelve hours…instead of running your mouth, go run your legs…they need it
This is what I see whenever I look out my window.
Living in the middle of nowhere pays off sometimes.
Thank God. Finally a seminar that will tell me about my MySpace rights.
I actually forgot what MySpace looked like.
Now I really am going to go to that seminar.
To be one of those stupid bitches that are like “OMG. I AM SO HYPED UP ON ADDY RITE NOW. FINALS, LETS GET A D!”
But the last time I went to bed was Saturday.
And I am on so many amphetamines (prescribed, I actually do have ADD. Been on meds since I was in fifth grade) and a million ounces of highly caffeinated beverages.
I may have like six seizures while I drive home tommrow.
But hey. If you aint on addy, you ait a college student.
Bitch.
This was one part of my Saturday night.
I wish there was an explanation I could give, I really, really do.
I could make a bunch of snarky comments about this, but it would hurt my soul way to much to do so.
I honestly can’t believe how ignorant people can be.
This was in response when one of the guys asked why he hasn’t heard of me hooking up with any of the hockey players.
Sorry I keep my business my business.
At least he seemed really excited to meet a lesbian.
I am sure it is because he is really accepting towrads the LGBT community.
Or he wants me to have a threesome with his girlfriend.
