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What U Wanna Hear (One Direction Parody) [Click for sketch]

It’s all the Little Things you let slip out of your mouth on purpose.

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I know that I have already posted the Grinch, but this just sums up all my feelings about the Holidays. 

Merry Christmas!

Will this give us a little more intimacy
Prof turning down the lights
dear fat girl and her sidekick studying in the theater…
shut up. i dont care about your little kitten or how cute you think boys are its not like you really have a chance anyways..i have a final in twelve hours…instead of running your mouth, go run your legs…they need it
Oh so ready to become intoxicated. #itsbeenawhile #sothirsty
So this may be just me, but I go to great lengths to make sure only a select few people know I am drinking.
Let your faith be bigger than your fear.
WHAT A CROCK OF CRAP….. We can’t say Merry Christmas now we have to say Happy Holidays. We can’t call it a Christmas tree, it’s now called a Holiday tree? Because it might offend someone. If you don’t ike our “Customs” and it offends you so much then GO HOME. I will help you pack. They are called customs and we have our traditions If you… agree with this…please post this as your status!! I AM A PROUD AMERICAN CITIZEN… MERRY CHRISTMAS Do you have what it takes to re post this
This is what I see whenever I look out my window.
Living in the middle of nowhere pays off sometimes.

This is what I see whenever I look out my window.

Living in the middle of nowhere pays off sometimes.

Thank God. Finally a seminar that will tell me about my MySpace rights.

Thank God. Finally a seminar that will tell me about my MySpace rights.

I actually forgot what MySpace looked like.
Now I really am going to go to that seminar.

I actually forgot what MySpace looked like.

Now I really am going to go to that seminar.

Not

To be one of those stupid bitches that are like “OMG. I AM SO HYPED UP ON ADDY RITE NOW. FINALS, LETS GET A D!” 

But the last time I went to bed was Saturday. 

And I am on so many amphetamines (prescribed, I actually do have ADD. Been on meds since I was in fifth grade) and a million ounces of highly caffeinated beverages. 

I may have like six seizures while I drive home tommrow.

But hey. If you aint on addy, you ait a college student.

Bitch.

This was one part of my Saturday night.

I wish there was an explanation I could give, I really, really do.

Give me your best gay accent ever.

I could make a bunch of snarky comments about this, but it would hurt my soul way to much to do so.

I honestly can’t believe how ignorant people can be.

Wait. Are you a lesbian?

This was in response when one of the guys asked why he hasn’t heard of me hooking up with any of the hockey players.

Sorry I keep my business my business.

At least he seemed really excited to meet a lesbian.

I am sure it is because he is really accepting towrads the LGBT community.

Or he wants me to have a threesome with his girlfriend.